No Heroics, Please
by Emil Sinclair
No heroics, please.
I do not yearn
to go on a quest
to save the world,
a people, an idea,
or even myself.
I have no desire
to fight battles,
slay dragons,
have visions,
or return from
an adventure
with boons
to bestow.
I have no wish
to conquer anyone
or anything;
to venture forth
into mysteries,
merely in order
to solve them.
I refuse to steal
the ambrosia
of immortality
from arrogant gods
or lethargic giants,
too lazy or foolish
to guard their own
dearest treasure.
Pass the holy grail
to someone else,
and let them take
the hero’s journey.
No, I would rather
invite the dragon
to my house
for high tea,
served in the parlor.
We will share
the Victorian loveseat,
sip Earl Grey from
fine bone china cups,
and feast on hot
buttered scones
and watercress
finger sandwiches.
We will discuss
my looming death,
and how she might
incinerate the cancer
of my self-regard,
with but a single blast
of her fiery breath,
in due preparation
for my final
metamorphosis.
If she should reciprocate
and invite me to her lair,
I will go down
into the darkness,
where the shadow lives
in ashes, dust, and grief.
I will go as a suppliant,
bearing gifts of fine wines—
sauternes and tawny ports—
smoked meats and fishes,
dried fruits and baguettes.
I will bring with me
no torch to light the way;
only a single candle,
so easily extinguished.
Process notes: When the first line came to me, I recognized it as the title of a poem by Raymond Carver, which appeared in a collection of his posthuma, also titled, No Heroics, Please. My other chief inspiration is Joseph Campbell, especially his seminal work, The Hero With a Thousand Faces.
Emil Sinclair is the pseudonym of a sometime poet and a longtime philosophy professor in New York City.